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Years ago, I visited the Dead Sea. Eager to float in its famed high-salinity water, I jumped in, but was stunned by a burning sensation...down there. It was so painful, I had to get out of the water. While this happens to plenty of tourists, the experience reinforced an old saying from my mom.

"A penis is like a spout, but a vagina is a cup,” my mom alw…