leaked: the work diary of a fossil fuel CEO
burn after reading
Editor’s note: This post is entirely satire and not real. It is, however, based on real tactics used by the fossil fuel industry to deny climate science and delay climate action. Read more of my satire here.
Monday
My alarm blares and I awake with a renewed vigor to keep this great nation hooked on oil. I bound downstairs to eat my usual: veal sausage and…
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