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May 22Liked by Paige Curtis

You know what? I suspect one of Bruce & Daisy’s kids.

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My money's on the couple - the missing money is the only hard evidence.

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lol did you know i wrote my master's thesis on not enough community garden space? https://dspace.mit.edu/handle/1721.1/90089 (linked for receipts for don't read it).

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Like it. Wish there was more. My wife is good at these things she is #notthepolice. I've ordered a new white board and lots of coffee. There will be much pacing and three-day growths (mine, not hers). Experiments in the 70s have shown you can glean much from plants with lie detector equipment. Maybe you could wire up the kale, or cabbage? Tell them there's a bunch of white moth caterpillar over in the next plot who are keen to chat, but you'd like to help out the kale (or cabbage). They just gotta come clean. (Kale, or cabbage, need this sort of approach. They're tough. I've seen them survive reading foods that turn lettuce onto yesterday's seaweed).

Also: slugs.

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